Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Travel Tickets booking Agent!!

Date: 4/08/2009
Day: Tuesday
Time: 8am-1.pm
Net banking... & how things change....

Tring Tring 1:
Sachu: Hey listen can we try booking flight tickets to kerala...
Re: Hmm ok lessee.. Pune Coimbatore??
Sachu: OK

MakeMyTrip.com .. searching... pls wait..... Pune Coimbatore: Rs.6500
Re:Good lord i cant afford.. ok next Mumbai Coimbatore Rs.4500. Re: 'Gone mad or wht'...
Listen not poss .. I don have cash..
Chapter Flight closed(1st attempt).

Tring Tring 2:
Sachu: Listen Mama says Mumbai- Calicut Rs.2300?? wht say??
Re: Calicut?? Kozhikode?? aint it far??
Sachu: Yaaa i told him da samee...
Chapter Flight closed(2nd attempt)

Dad i asked ticket fare n Calicut is cheaper than Coimbatore..
Re: Ask Valecha he knows its better

Tring Tring 3:
Hello Valecha I needed some help.. Flight Tickets to Kerala which ones Cheap Kozhikode/ Coimbatore
Re: Where do u wana go n when??
I needed to go Oct and to Palakkad.
Valecha: Ya kozhikode is cheap but then its a Taxi drive of 4 hrs from ther..
Great , lemme see...

MakeMyTrip.com .. searching... pls wait..... ok Mumbai- Calicut Rs.2300/ and return Rs 2500.. sounds good..

Dad wht to do.. Ok book 3 tickets 22 Oct and 4 return 24 Oct. Total: 16790 something...
Dad i don have that much cash.. OK all permutations and combinations... ok ok talk to sachu..

Tring Tring 4:
Sachu Flight all info--------------- ok now Wht say???
Re: Done..

Text Msg:
To X: Me goes to Kerala in OCT...
Re: What wen?
Text Msg:
To X: OCT 22-24...
Re: Are i just said I can make it and we can plan our Road Trip????
Text Msg:
To X: But didn u say not poss, thats why I palnned... Shittt kyaa hai yeh?
Re: Read ur Msg.. I said its poss for me 20-24th Oct.
Text Msg:
To X: U put me in Trouble.. I just Finalized all. Dad's gona be ad N poor sachu fir se alone.. Kya kare? how do we send her alone?
Re: Best ask her to also Join us Road Trip :P

Text Msg:
To Sandy: Big Trb help.... n thts wht??
Re: U have lost it.

Text Msg:
To X: Let me cook somethng??
Re: Great mind at work!!!!
Chapter SMS's closed.

Tring Tring 5:
Mr Y, is it poss for u to take offs? Oct 20-24.
Re: Sure..
Mr Y : Ok m in mess.. our PLans On.. Yehhh Roadtrip!!!

Mom.. do somethng Sandy just said it aint poss for him to take off(Big Lie 1) also I cant take offs asked Boss(Big Lie 2) n wht do we do about sachu??
Re: Valemas Ticket needs to be booked...
Devils mind perfect ans......... Strike!!!!
Mom Sachu n valema can go together n she can come bak with dad..

Tring Tring 6:
Sachu.... Blah.. Blahhh
Re: Ok

Tring Tring 7:
Dad ... Blah.. Blahhh
Re: Ok. But then dont book flights.. Book her in the same Train as me..

Chapet Flight (Finally) closed.

Indian Railways reservation..

Tring Tring 8:
Me: Give me login id and password for Railways internet booking Mr X
Re: ---------------------, --------------------
Me: Thanks.. But wht do you do with all this?
Re: Do----------------, --------------, ------------, -------------------
Me: Wait too confusing....
Re: Chill---------------------,-------------------------,-------------------
me: Byeee...

Ticket 1:
24/10/2009 PGT- Pune AC 3 Rs:1522
Go to ICICI NET Banking.. User Id.. Password..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Done..

Text Msg:
to Sachu: Done 24/10/2009 PGT- Pune AC 3 Rs:1522. Please book urs n valemas going ticket and also Vaalemas ticket on 27th with Mum to come bak.
Re: ok

Tring Tring 9:
Yes Dad tell me..
Re: u got sachus tickets? U saw sleeper available?
Me: Yaa
Dad: Book 2 and keep Just in case for me n her.

Gtalk:
Me to Sachu: Dads asked me to book your both sleeper class tickets..
10 mins.........................................
Sachu: But they not available....
Me: M on booking page.. I can see 233 available..
Sachu: No not there.. Not ther
Me: LINk..................................
Sachu: Opps sorry book kar!!!

Ticket 2 & 3:
24/10/2009 PGT- Pune Class: Sleeper Rs:811
Go to ICICI NET Banking.. User Id.. Password..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Done..

Gtalk:
Me to Sachu: Tickets for coming back don :)
Sachu: OK.. M booking for Valemaa.. Her name's --------- ----------- na???
Me: LOL perfect person to ask...
15 mins............................
Sachu: M going mad Now Valemas says she aint coming...
Me: Why??
Sachu: Tickets expensive...

Tring Tring10:
Me: Mom Valemas gone mad.. all u guys have gone mad.... She says she aint coming....
Mom: why?? OK fine book.. I will look forward...
(Mom calls sachu to telll same)

Sachu::Swap... Please book Valemas Ticket.. I cant do it....
Me: ???

Ticket 5:
27/10/2009 Trishur - Pune Class: Sleeper Rs:400
Go to ICICI NET Banking.. User Id.. Password..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Done..

Gtalk:
Me to Sachu: Done.. Sabh pagal ho gaye....
Sachu: Yup totally...

Text Msg: Beep Beep:
Sandy: Why did you do this??
Re: All have gone mad.
Sandy: U top the List!!! Did u have any need to give Flight options???
Chapter Kerala Railway Tickets closed.

Tring Traing 12:
Sujit : Swap wht about my tickets to Hyd??
Me: M I A TRAVEL AGENT??
Suji: ??????
Me: i DON KNO M DONE BOOKING..

11.20 pm...
Kya kare?? kya kare?? Sujit.. OK FINE

Indian Railways: Railways Tickets Chapter opens..

Ticket 6:
07/09/2009 Hyd- Pune Rs:675
Go to ICICI NET Banking.. User Id.. Password..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Done..

Ticket 7:
04/09/2009 Kalyan- Pune Rs:299
Go to ICICI NET Banking.. User Id.. Password..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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10 mins...
Refresh...
amount Rs 299 Dr to Indian Railways..
Error in transaction....
Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt............... HHHHHHeeeeeellllllllllooooooooowwwwww...
Wheres the E Ticket?? Whers the booking??????
Did I Just loose Rs. 300???
(None of the tickets being mine....)

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